Near
fireless coals I sit and burn my drafts.
A
satisfying poem I cannot make;
Procrastination
winks and has a laugh.
With
half-rhymes such as these, I fear I’ll fail
This
here assignment, let alone this class.
My
poetic sins may end me up in jail,
But
still I’d much appreciate a pass.
Of
all the many rules of rhyme and scheme,
There
is a one, we all agree upon it.
A
poem the likes of this will make you scream;
Don’t
ever let a freshman (sophomore) write a sonnet.
For
our pal Will is rolling in his grave;
He
watches as you write – so best behave.
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